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Flux Chat Quotes

Aaron: ::praise sarah's feet::
Lex: lol
Me: ^^;;;; i wouldnt be doing that.. i walked all round disney yesterday and i havent had my shower yet.......
Lex: lmao!!!
Dain: *pulls him up by his hair* ok, enough of that

Dain: *gets annoyed* +.+ get out from behind there and take it like a German! lol!
Aaron: "take it like a german" ... why does that sound wrong?

Dain: *relizes what he said* You Monkey! That's it, back to the Pikachu! *slams another pikachu on his back, and wraps him in Duck tape*
Aaron: The only thing I hate more then Pikachu, is duck tape!
Aaron: The fur!!! aaarrrghhh

Dain: hmm.... I sure wish I spoke Japanese.......*gets and idea and sends a pidgeon with a "I sowwy" Note attached to it*
Me: ::watches at the pidgeon flies off in the other direction and snickers::
Dain: *cringes as it flies off* stupid bird! >.<

Lex: Mystique: My name isn't Mystie!!
Azy: Sabretooth: oh shut up and get on with the posts
Lex: Mystique: ::folds her arms:: I am not starting. You start.
Me: Toad: how about.. i just leave before this whole thing before happens ::tries to sneak jump away::
Lex: M: ::grabs Toad by the scruff of his neck:: You're going nowhere
Me: Toad: *gehk* aww man........
Azy: Creed: *shakes head* I'm working with idiots
Me: Toad: and im a proud idiot, yo!
Lex: Mystique: *sighs* Why me?

Me: so.. how are we starting the scene? ^^;;
Lex: mystique's waiting for creed to show? i dunno
Azy: a group of figured standing round in the forest
Lex: or maybe the opposite
Me: i thought she was inside taking bobby's place......
Lex: not yet she isn't
Me: well i think dain set it up that she is. like she in his room somehow
Lex: -_-;;;;; i'm getting confused again......
Azy: well , Mystique could be waiting for Creed to show so that she can go take his place
Me:
eh... -__-;; now I'm getting confused

Me: i blame the time, music, and company for my current wacky mood XDD
Azy: same here. well, not so much the music, but the time and the compnay seem to be right
Me: whos getting up for the new evo eppie?? ::jumps up high waving her arms frantically: MEMEMEMEMEEMEEEEEEEE!!!~
Azy: *jumps around too* Me!!!
Lex: oh, shit, i've got a faire meeting when evo comes on! ;___;
Dain: ::slaps his forehead:: alright, what did I miss, other than Sarah loosing her mind?
Lex: azy lost her mind, too
Azy: no i didn't
Me: ::runs around crazily::
Dain: I see....so are you still sane Lex?
Lex: for the moment.
Azy: ackackakcackacak
Lex: rapidly approaching insanity, fried and sleep-deprived and therfore crazed
Me: ::is wide awake:: ^_____^
Dain: ::perks an eyebrow:: uh....yea.....I will just stay out whatever you three are gonna start doing....

Azy: *dresses Lex in a frilly pink dress a-la Card Captor Sakura*
Me: with neon green polka dots!!
Lex: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Lex: i don't wear pink! ::starts yanking the outfit off::
Azy: well ya do now
Me: haha XDD
Lex: Grrr.
Lex: ::gets free of the pink outfit::
Lex: *phew*
Dain: ::starts to back out of the room slowly:: I think I will just uh...go check on my car! yea! that's it! ::runs and hides::
Azy: ooh, well get them
Azy: you can't escape my evil hairbrush of doom
Me: ::tackles derkie-kun before he can escape and puts him in the pink and green polka dotted dress:: XDDDDDD
Lex: lmao!
Dain: o.O?!?!?!?!? ::starts to rip the dress off:: gah!!!!!!!!!! ::runs outa the room screaming::
Lex: ::cackles::
Azy: lmao
Azy: good job Sarah! *high five*
Me: ::high fives back:: XDD
Me: ::tackles him again and chains her "its a small world" pikachu to his wrist:: ^^
Lex: ::snorts with laughter::
Me: mweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheheh!!!!!!
Azy: *sits on his chest to hold him still and puts bows in his hair*
Dain: o.O
Azy: Don't think your getting away scott-free LEx
Lex: O.o;;;;;;; ::runs;:
Dain: ::uses the chance to escape and smash the pikachu with a hammer over and over and over and over and over again::
Azy: *dances around singing I'm a little teapot*
Dain: ::sits in the corner holding a riot shield and a stun gun::

Azy: *needs topic*
Me: ::does a moronic little dance to try and get rid of excess energy::
Lex: topic: Evil People Conference
Azy: lmao
Dain: ::frowns:: no more caffiene for you people at night.....
Dain: lol
Lex: ^^
Azy: "I bring this conference of the evil peoples society to order"
Me: lol
Me: "what're we gonna do tonight, oh mightly leader?"
Lex: "Kick small puppies."
Azy: "kill some people, plot to kill our arch enemy, make plans to take over the world.. and yea, kick some puppies"
Dain: ::runs up and steals the mallet:: and I steal the mallet for this conference of the evil people society!
Azy: Hey! Give me back my mallet!
Lex: ::grins::
Azy: I'm the big evil sadistic mutant, I should have it
Me: ::mega-sledgehammers dain to the ground and returns the mallet::
Azy: Thanks
Me: no prob
Dain: ::bump forms:: owy
Azy: you get bonus points. and can kick an extra puppy today
Me: whee!!

Azy: my muse seems to have kicked me
Me: ::tries to send her muse, but she dies on the way of space cadetness:: ah.....
Azy: lol

Azy: you people have infected me
Azy: I've been saying frell at school etc
Lex: YES! ANOTHER ONE!
Azy: *pouts* Damn crazy sayings
Lex: i've infected 4 people in this rpg!
Lex: and a whole bunch in another one i'm in!
Lex: i'm doin' goooooooooooooooood. >)
Dain: I watch farscape
Lex: d'oh
Azy: lol
Lex: fine, then. crush my spiffy mood.
Lex: nyah.

Me: wow.. avid is... fast o.o;;
Lex: o.o;;;;
Dain: lol
Azy: thats a ... change
Dain: so it went from snail to speedy gonzoles?
Azy: *does speedy gonzalez thingy*
Azy: bweee!
Lex: andele! andele! yii-ha! yii-ha!
Azy: ::runs around chat making car sounds::


Azy: If he won't listen, threaten him with this ::hands Rain the frilly pink dress::
Lex: ::cringes from the dress::

Rain: *grabs Lex's hand and drags him off, coming back a moment later, Lex is wearing the pink dress* Doesn't he look BEAUTIFUL??
Lex: ::growls::
Azy: ooohh!! He needs make up and shoes!
Rain: *runs off and comes back with a bag, pours make-up onto the ground* So everyone...is Lex a fire red lipstick, or a poofy pink lipstick?
Azy: poofy pink
Lex: AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! ::runs away screaming::
Azy: it'll match his complexion
Rain: Come back here!
Rain: *spreads wings, flies after Lex*
Lex: ::runs!::
Dain: ::bolts out the door and dives into the sewers::
Lex: ::follows dain::
Rain: Bad boy! Sit!
Azy: ::runs after Dain, tackles him and drags him back::
Rain: Stay!
Rain: Come!
Lex: ::dodges azy, keeps running::
Dain: ::breaks free and runs again::
Azy: Thats it, I'm getting my mallet
Dain: ::trips Lex::
Dain: take him!
Azy: ::grabs Lex and smacks him with the mallet::
Lex: You bastard!
Lex: X_x
Rain: *grabs Lex* Thank you Dain. I'll be back for you in a sec.
Azy: One down, one to go
Rain: *drags Lex back*
Rain: *ties...no, chains him to a chair*
Dain: ::jumps off the side of the mountain into the watter below::
Lex: ::gets dragged and tied:: x_X
Azy: ::stares of edge of cliff::
Azy: Bai bai
Rain: *folds wings* Well, now. Poofy pink it is. *goes about applying lipstick*
Lex: X_X

Rain: *applies brown eye shadow*
Angie: Whoo...you go Rain!!
Rain: *hums* Now...what else?
Azy: mascara, and some heels
Lex: No more.....no more.......
Azy: his hair too
Azy: It needs some curls
Lex: ::resumes struggling:: My hair is fine as it is!
Rain: Curls in pigtails ^^
Lex: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rain: *goes about curling Lex's hair*
Lex: Dammitt, I don't wanna look like Dr. Frank-n-furter!
Rain: ....*cackles* THANK you for the idea, koi!
Lex: O.O
Lex: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Rain: *gives Lex a quick kiss on the lips* It's very fair. Now, is Lex a lily-scented perfume or ocean spray?
Lex: OCEAN! OCEAN!!
Rain: I say lili >)
Lex: Dammitt....
Rain: *sprays Lex all over with the lili scented perfume*
Lex: *cough* *cough, cough*

Azy: ::thwacks Dain with mallet::
Dain: owwwwyyy.....what was that for?
Me: ::double-thwacks him with a mallet::
Azy: so you'll stop dancing
Dain: owwwyyy .....again...
Me: im bored, sue me *innocent, toothy grin*
Azy: weee'
Dain: ::thwacks them both with overly sized mallets of pain::
Azy: ::Pulls out her all mighty bashing avid hammer and combines it with Keiths Hammer Bolt::
Dain: ::hides far away::
Dain: ::sound catches up:: yyyiiippppeee......
Dain: ::trails away::
Azy: ::chases him swinging the electric almighty hammer bolt::

Lex: for a sec i thought it was supposed to be "i don't feel like flying", and then i started wondering if shiori was gonna get pushed off a balcony...